Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Day 1029 - Sober is as sober does 

Life is like a box of chocolates. You only have to change one thing when you get sober :everything. I'm saying all that in a "I'm a fucking dumb ass gomer" voice. You know I fucking hate the self-righteous, judgmental, egg-shell sobriety school. These prude fucks need to take the god damn yard stick out of their asses and measure themselves. If I'm trudging the "Road of Happy Destiny" then I want Happy Destiny St. to be on the fucking Audubon. Let's ride baby.
so·ber:
1. Habitually abstemious in the use of alcoholic liquors or drugs; temperate.
2. Not intoxicated or affected by the use of drugs.

I would deduce from the definition of sober, that sober behavior is behaving while sober. I don't particularly like the fact that I fill voids with sex, porn, strippers, food, rage, sarcasm, laziness, and on and on and on. But fuck off if you think that anything other than drinking will get you drunk. And fuck off if you think anything other than a consciouss contact with a God of my understanding will keep me from drinking. If you think "If I did that I'd get drunk" you have one week ass higher power. I mean what a pussy of a god you're working with if he can't/won't keep you sober through the best and worst of times, and from the best to the worst behavior. If you're sober and free, act like it. Take off your clothes and go fuck in the streets for Christ's sake (not litterally for Christ, just an expression). I myself am in the driver seet, God's riding shot gun, going "If you turn down there, you're likely to hit a tree and get whiplash, but hey, what the hell is life all about anyway? Let's ride G!"

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